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I'm not too fond of this particular picture because here Mark Ronson looks like a coked out fiend. But I like that Mark Ronson looks extra classy here. And Mark Ronson's extra classy-ness is due to:

1. New-fucking-decade

2. Two week anniversary of this kick ass blog. (Maaaaan, I kicked a lot of interwebz ass over the last 14 days. If only I had the pix to prove it)

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Contrast the previous image with the above one. This is what you get when you order a Mark Ronson in the hipster format. I like Mark Ronson when he's all: "Maaaan. I don't give a fuck! I ain't a hipster".

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Mark Ronson circa before hipsterdom. I like to call this, Mark Ronson's Zoolander era.

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Mark Ronson smoking a cigarette. Smoking is amazing. There is something about smoking that makes people fantastically attractive. It's not a cool thing, but there is something indescribably amazing about smokers that I cannot describe. So, let us take some time now and enjoy a cigarette or two, I know I want to.

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Mark Ronson wearing a white shirt. A white shirt is a nice change from all the hipster bullshit. Go job, Mark Ronson! Just kidding, I love Mark Ronson's hipster bullshit clothing.

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Because it is Boxing Day, you get 2 for the price of 1! But, really with the price at $0.00, you always get 2 for 1, or even 3 for 1.

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Mark Ronson is looking awfully posh in his black polo shirt against a vandalized wall.

Sorry, no Christmas themes.

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Mark Ronson doesn't take his shirt off nearly enough. Well done, Mark Ronson, well done.

Someone told me that it is Christmas today and I was stupefied, as I have never heard of "Christmas" before. After googling the term profusely, I have a slight idea what "Christmas" is. Apparently, it's the birth day of some beardy-dude. I'm unsure as to why people celebrate his birthday and not Nietzche's birthday. According to all of my research Friedrich was a much cooler dude and instead of a lame-O beard, he had a kick-ass mustache. So, even though I do not celebrate Christmas, I celebrate Nietzchemas. And you ought to! (We, Nietzcheans exchange gifts on Obtober 15, annually)

(Is it me, or did Freddy steal all the hotness from Mark Ronson in this post?... Shit.)

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Why is Mark Ronson standing next to the Allen-cunt? Mark Ronson, you are so much better than this. And what is she doing any way? Is that some soft of a tribal dance Lily's performing. Jeez. She's a fucking douche.

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Celebratory post number five. Mark Ronson looking nice against a shiny, red wall.

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Mark Ronson in a shiny grey suit, a hat and white trainers.

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Sexy/creepy/photoshopped the fuck out of Mark Ronson. But hey, the tie is nice, even though the smile is a bit rapist-like.

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Notice, the artistic quality of the photograph. The seemingly random rail, in fact is not so random. But the facial expression is nuts. 1990-2000s boy bands called and they want it back.

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Either, really into his music or really just out of it. Either way, excellent. All in all, I enjoy Mark Ronson looking like he's on smack.